A Word Before Entry

Before you proceed, be aware that while this site is largely SFW, it is crafted with an adult audience in mind. The waters ahead shimmer with oddities, strange sights, and sudden sounds. Though the journey is safe, it is not without its quirks. If the flow feels too swift or the currents too strange, now is the moment to turn back.

If your comfort falters at any point on this ledger, a graceful exit is advised.

• Mild Swearing/Vulgarity/Suggestive Themes
• Weird Fonts/Text Effects
• Moving Gifs
• Autoplay
• JavaScript
• Mostly optimized for mobile

I do whatever I think what looks good or what I think is funny. Most of the pages require JavaScript to function properly.